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Q
hey you know those photos of trees where it looks like they have a big round human ASS, that's a tree disease right, what's it called
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yugichrist:

homohustle:

yugichrist:

homohustle:

if it’s what I’m thinking of, those are called Burls if you’re murrican or Burrs if you’re from pretty much literally anywhere else

It’s less of a disease in itself and more like a sign of a disease.  Usually fungal infections fuck up the tree growth and cause them

People actually steal them sometimes because some of them are super valuable.  They make really cool looking carved stuff and are really dense.

what the fuck. they just chop the ass right off a tree and sell it to the tree ass black market. that’s brutal

That’s… Yeah, that’s actually pretty accurate.

People have actually been arrested for it and redwood national park gets blocked off at night because people stealing and selling tree ass on the black market is such a big problem

requesting backup for a 376 in process, that’s right we’ve got a tree ass jacker here



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tyranitart:

look at this lil bruh-bruh. he fresh out the egg and already on the prowl fuckin wreckin a dumb human. meanwhile human babies just cry and shit themselves and have to be fed by a bigger, still frail human. damn we weak

tyranitart:

look at this lil bruh-bruh. he fresh out the egg and already on the prowl fuckin wreckin a dumb human. meanwhile human babies just cry and shit themselves and have to be fed by a bigger, still frail human. damn we weak

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the face of parenthood

lucid-dancing:

the face of parenthood

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Randomly remembering a joke and laughing about it to yourself

This fucking duck. Gets me every time.

thatfunnyblog:

 

Randomly remembering a joke and laughing about it to yourself

This fucking duck. Gets me every time.

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blackpeopledoshittoo:

sensei-aishitemasu:

Rudy Giuliani’s daughter arrested for shoplifting and is labelled ‘rebellious;’

Winona Ryder caught on camera shoplifting and found not-guilty.

Mike Brown ‘allegedly’ steals $.50 swisher and is executed for ‘robbery.’ 

Important.

In addition to that, the officer who murdered Michael Brown did not shoot him because of the alleged robbery and in fact did not even know he was a robbery suspect, which still raises the question.. why did he shoot an unarmed teenager in the back 9-10 times, despite the fact that the teenager had his hands up. 

According to that first article, because he was “walking down the middle of the street blocking traffic”…. 

ALSO HE DIDNT EVEN STEAL IT

THAT WASNT HIM IN THE VIDEO THAT WAS A DIFFERENT DUDE IN A WHOLE DIFFERENT OUTFIT

MICHAEL BROWN WOULD NOT HAVE HAD TIME TO A. STEAL THE CIGARETTE, B. CHANGE CLOTHES AND C. GET ALL THE WAY ACROSS TOWN IN THE FUCKING (6minutes? Check my sources.) BETWEEN THE ROBBERY AND THE MURDER

THATS ANOTHER LIE BEING SPREAD THIS DUDE WAS FUCKING MURDERED FOR NO REASON

AND PS THIS CELEBRATING IN THE STREETS AND SELFIES WITH COPS GOING ON IS BULLSHIT

WHAT A TRANSPARENT, CHEAP ATTEMPT AT MOLLIFICATION

THE REAL PROBLEM HAS NOT BEEN SOLVED DO NOT BE FOOLED AND DO NOT BE CALM

DO NOT REQUEST CHANGE, DEMAND IT!!!!

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